high school squared.

I have a funny family. Specifically funny sisters. My middle sister Anna is in tenth grade and has quite a comedic mind. If your throat hurts or you have stitches and can't laugh, don't even attempt to be near her.

Anyways. She wrote this blog. And i wanted you all to check it out. And if your a high school boy, your fantastic. If you used to be a high school boy, you'll get it. And if you're dating a high school boy, take note.

TITLED; 10 reasons a Snickers bar is better than a high school boy.

Current mood: indescribable

1.A severe mood change is not justified by losing Sabres score...a snickers bar can be enjoyed before, during, or after a sabres game. boys are not at all enjoyable during or after a sabres game…and apparently both snickers and boys fall apart in hot weather.

2.Boys are cocky. Snickers can be. Boys can't. theres a difference. (snickers... quiet confidence)

3. Snickers satisfy.

4. Whenever hungry for a snickers, you are able to walk 7 feet and buy one for $.65, you know the exact price and there is always an abundance of the same perfect bar.(unless of course there are one too many nuts...but then again my class has one too many nuts in it)

5. Snickers- what a legend. Boys attempt to be legendary....usually backfires...

6. To a snickers bar you can be any shape, or size, or color. whether or not you can play a good game of horse shoes does not effect if you can have a taste or not.

7.Snickers will never say "I love you" and then the next day see a 100 grand and walk out your door. they're there to stay.
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. If on a nice sunday afternoon you would like to go to the mall instead of watch football a snickers would be all up for that and would even probably take you to olive garden after ;)

9.snickers bar= cool. snickering boys= not cool

10. snickers love families (see family size bag). my family loves snickers! (Take a lesson boys)



Now remember HUGE love for all the boys. Just giggle and carry on.